This is My World

And You Don’t Get to Decide Which Words Mean What

I’m aware that all of the planets in orbit around me on the home page make a solar system. BUT how much more lame does Madeline’s Solar System sound compared to Madeline’s World????

Yeah. That’s what I thought. So, due to the fact that I’m the dictator of this universe, I have decided to call it a world.

BITS THAT NEVER GET OLD

“Right! As Satan would say…” and then restate what your friend said. Use when someone is being illogically unfair to themselves.

“Does anybody else feel like Max is a bad dancer” immediately after Max tells us he is a good dancer.

BANGLADESH!!!

I have been working with an organization called Compassion Takes Action that brings aid to refugees in Bangladesh. April of 2025, I went with the group to deliver the supplies. I loved it and have continued to be an on-call creative for them.

CURRENTLY STUCK IN MY HEAD

Languages I am not fluent in

Bangla - Tōmāra nāma ki

Hawaiian - ala moana

Mandarin - Wǒ hěn hǎo

Portugese - tudo bom

German - ich bin Spiderman

Italian - questo è tutto

French - bonjour c'est va

but know this one phrase and use it relentlessly

1 Trader Joe’s pizza crust
1/2 cup mushrooms
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 1/2 tsp truffle oil
so much mozzarella
1 ball burrata

Instructions: Blend the mushrooms, heavy cream, and truffle oil to make the sauce for your pizza. Drown that thang in mozzarella and top with the burrata.

Made Up Recipe of the Week

My Next Party

Happy Galentine’s Day!!!!! It’s literally the best holiday of the year and I will die on that hill. You probably can’t make it to my party so you can go through my slides and play the games with us from afar: