I’m the One Who Made The Floor Lava

I am a BIG FAN of the floor is lava. My friends indulge me in this passion once every few months, and they pretend to do so begrudgingly. Everyone loves the game, though, so I know it’s a facade. Unfortunately, I’ve had a hard time getting my league up and going, but I do have all the merch prepared for the moment it takes off. It’s probably a little too high intensity of a sport for my college town. Lmk if you know anyone who would want to join.

…of confusing my co-worker Matthew. Bored at work over the slow summer months, I sent friends over to his desk with missives about the ensuing manhunt for him.

The Vibes Police Are After You

I spent my last year at my on-campus job perpetuating — NAY perfecting— a pointless prank in which I told my co-worker that the vibes police were after him. Who are the vibes police? What do they do? Why do I think this is funny? Literally no one knows.

It all started with a dream…

Since he is a maniacal criminal, he laughs in the face of arrest.

Honestly it kind of caught on. Even our boss Anjilee got in on the fun without me even prompting her. That is the truest spirit of the Vibes Police ❤️.

I got his parents’ address from our mutual friend and dropped a cake off over winter break. Follow for more Cool Girl Ways to Spend Your Vacation Time.