The Vibes Police Are After You

The Vibes Police are an entity of my invention, but please don't tell anyone. In the boring summer months at my on-campus job, I began sending anonymous messages to my co-worker Matthew informing him that the Vibes Police were after him.

Unfortunately, Matthew knew me well enough that the messages remained anonymous for less than a minute after I sent the first one. I kept the ruse up very well, though.

And thus began a year of strife between Matthew and the Vibes Police…

Other people around the office started getting in on it. They made badges showing their affiliation with the organization.

Our boss, Anjilee, found ways to incorporate The Vibes Police into our workflow.

Sometimes the Vibes Police had to up the ante by doing things like tracking down his parents’ address to deliver a threatening message over winter break.

As a heartless criminal, he laughs in the face of arrest

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I’m the One Who Made The Floor Lava

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My brother and I worked on this shirt together and incorporated the Water Lily as it is the national flower of Bangladesh. We also wanted the shirt to mean something to the people we met, which is why the words on the back say “compassion takes action” in Bengali.